The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand.
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer: I do not-
Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Crawl.
Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Snake crawl.
Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
COmputer: I don't understand-
Isaac: Me neither. Pause.

feigenbaumsworld:

archiemcphee:

Jim Rodda, better known as hobbyist 3D printer Zheng3, recently completed work on these awesomely elaborate Barbie-compatible 3D-printed suits of medieval armor. The project was crowdfunded through Rodda’s Faire Play Kickstarter project. The suit of golden parade armor is made of over 40 difference pieces, including a winged helmet, feathered tassets and a detailed coat of arms.

Click here for additional photos and process information.

[via io9]

This is the coolest thing ever! I would have killed for Armored Barbie!

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johnegbertt:

len-noonar:

johnegbertt:

some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

i would really like to see this whole list please

heres the most of it then

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theflowerfaery:

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

thats better

theflowerfaery:

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

thats better

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waffulmunkies:

angelshavethephonebox:

seraphism:

atomicnumber5:

rainbowsfireworks:

shyguymask:


hashtagchanel:


m0rtality:


Oh my god.


THE CAT IN THE BACK


WHICH ONE OMG


THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO

the fucking ceiling cat

this is perfect

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME

Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???

waffulmunkies:

angelshavethephonebox:

seraphism:

atomicnumber5:

rainbowsfireworks:

shyguymask:

hashtagchanel:

m0rtality:

Oh my god.

THE CAT IN THE BACK

WHICH ONE OMG

THE ONE PLAYING GUITAR AND CEILING CAT THO

the fucking ceiling cat

this is perfect

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN SUCH A LONG TIME

Why is THERE A CAT IN THE CEILING¿???

(via hi)


moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

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trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

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gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

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Does anybody ever think about how badass Madam Pomfrey is?

fiendfyre-curse:

She never asks questions. Remember the time Hermione turned into a cat? She made sure no one saw her. She regrew a whole arm’s worth of bones in one night. She can mend bones in a second. She even kicks out Dumbledore on some occasions. Just think about how many students get injured in Hogwarts every year and she just fixes them back up like new. 

We all just need to take a second and thank Madam Pomfrey.

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just fucking click on it

tinalikesbutts:

of all the things I will ever be sorry for, this will not be one of them

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doing an experiment. Reblog if you aren’t wearing shoes

xxsilvertonguespiritxx:

destiels-wayward-daughter:

dudewheresmypie:

light-eco-sage:

amayyy-zayn:

alabasterfrost:

image

…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this

Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…

image

No shoes

I’m sitting in bed atm, so of course…no shoes!

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rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

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tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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